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A More Eggalitarian Workplace? Naming Employee Egg-Freezing Benefits

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Employee benefits in Silicon Valley just got a little more family friendly. In addition to providing perks like gourmet food, daycare, and fleets of bicycles, Facebook and Apple announced that they will soon start covering the cost of egg retrieval and storage for their female employees, allowing them to safely delay childbirth to focus on their careers if they so choose. And with procedural costs of upwards of $20,000, this is quite a generous offer! So, the biological clock is ticking, Popnamers. What should we call this commitment to employee eggcellence?

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